virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

phantomgrl:

FEELING LIKE YOU ANNOY THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO SUCKS

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

I think and think and think, I‘ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it. —Jonathan Safran Foer (via uglypnis)
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say “I see you.” I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye.
I don’t push it away, I own it.
And because I own it, I let it go. —(via okmorgan)

greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."