how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning
FEELING LIKE YOU ANNOY THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO SUCKS
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
I think and think and think, I‘ve thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it. —Jonathan Safran Foer (via uglypnis
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say “I see you.” I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye.
I don’t push it away, I own it.
And because I own it, I let it go. —(via okmorgan
do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."