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which one you horrid cunt

Tim Burton:  Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Johnny Depp:  Yes.

maths-sucks:

h0odrich:

someone was just born

I hope they’re hot

shorm:

So today I had someone look at me knitting on the bus and ask ‘could you BE any more gay?’

I just calmly said ‘I could have a dick in my mouth’.